- “Hey. I like your shorts.”
- (a surprise, from behind me) “Hey, want me to cut your hair for free? Ha ha ha ha ha JUST JOKING.”
- “You! Hey, you! Marry me!”
- “God created women to have children. So why don’t you want to have kids?”
- “Miss! You want?” (offering me a strip of condoms at 10:30 AM)
- “Do you want to join my social network? Of two?”
- “Are you Michelle Branch? Okay, bye Michelle!”
- “Did we go to high school together?”
- Tied, both said to me in my neighborhood in Bushwick: “Um, do you like, know where the bus to the beach is?” and, “YOLO!”
- “I’m gonna hit her with a sledgehammer. Not you, her. Bitch!”
Which prompted me to make this on Zazzle:
The Adelpheans 